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PostSubject: Top 50 Blond Quotes   Top 50 Blond Quotes Icon_minitime1Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:39 am

HERE are the top 50 dumb blonde jokes cracked by Hollywood's hottest actors and socialites, complied by The Sun newspaper in London.
1. Paris Hilton talking to press about the US chain store: "Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"
2. Jessica Simpson on Newlyweds: “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'
3. Alicia Silverstone on her role in Clueless: "I think that the film was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
4. Chantelle Houghton when Big Brother said she had changed since becoming a celebrity: “I've changed? What do you mean... I've changed my clothes?"
5. Jodie Marsh in a recent interview: "Eskimos are uncivilized because they don't have any shops."
6. Paris Hilton on her technique on the red carpet: "I don't really think, I just walk."
7. Jessica Simpson on her first day at high school: "A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, crap it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!"
8. Goldie Horn on her favorite types of films: "Comedy is funny".
9. Sam Fox on fitness clothes: "I’ve got 10 pairs of training shoes - one for every day of the week."
10. Britney Spears on her taste in clothes: "So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants... all I have to say is that self-esteem is how you look at yourself and I feel good enough about myself so wear that kind of clothing... the breast implant issue has nothing to do with that..."
11. BB's Helen Adam’s on education: "The worst thing is when the press call me a dizzy blonde - I got a B in Drama, a D in English, I did a hairdressing course and a beauty certificate."
12. Lady Victoria Hervey on the homeless: "It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day."
13. Britney on Japan "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
14. Jessica Simpson when offered buffalo wings: "Sorry I don't eat buffalo."
15. Paris Hilton on her fame: "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon."
16. Chantelle Houghton on George Galloway: "He looks at us like we're stupid, scatty, uneducated girls. He's a right chauvinistic pig, whatever that means!"
17. Cameron Diaz on science: "I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."
18. Britney Spears on where she might start her theater career: "I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.”
19. BB's Helen Adams on magic man Paul Daniels: "Yeah, you know Jack Daniels... he does all the magic stuff!"
20. Christina Aguilera on film festivals: "So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?"
21. Paris Hilton on her career choices: "First wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead."
22. Alicia Douvall on motherhood: "I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she's managed well. That's why I'm happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career."
23. Chantelle Houghton on hearing George Galloway was an MP: "Does that mean you work in that big room with the green seats?"
24. Britney on capital punishment: "I am for the death penalty. Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time."
25. BB2's Helen Adams on pulses: "How much chicken is there in chick peas?"
26. Chanelle Hayes on her Posh spice obsession: “I like what she (Victoria Beckham) wears. That's what magazines are all about - there's always a picture of a celebrity and where to buy a replica of what they're wearing. It's not as if I'm doing anything weird.”
27. Paris Hilton on her title: "I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that."
28. Tara Reid on her fellow blonde celebrity: "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."
29. Ivana Trump on literature: "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
30. Christina Aguilera on herself: "I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures."
31. Britney Spears on her first tour: "Where the heck is Australia anyway?"
32. Alicia Douvall on surgery: "I know it (plastic surgeries) will kill me. But I'd rather die trying to sort things out."
33. Jodie Marsh on cooking: "Is an egg a vegetable?"
34. Kimberly Stewart on Jennifer Aniston: "I like her cos she's like, homely. She must have something else going on cos it's not like she's gorgeous or anything.”
35. Jessica Simpson on her mood at the VH1 '05 video awards: "Isn’t it weird I’m getting all emotionable." 36. Helen Adams on BB2 : "I probably sound Welsh on the telly."
37. Mariah Carey on the death of the King of Jordan: "I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time."
38. Chantelle Houghton on different types of doctors: "What’s a gynecologist?"
39. Pamela Anderson on her secret to success: "I don't think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!"
40. Ivana Trump on getting one over on her ex's new girlfriend: “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”
41. Brooke Shields on her campaign against smoking: "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
42. Heather Locklear on being proud of her heritage: "From an early age I was aware of what America meant, and how the Marines at Camp Pendleton were ready to defend us at a moment's notice. I also remember what fabulous bodies those troops had."
43. Jessica Simpson on her scantily clad videos: "I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting!"
44. Chantelle Houghton working out the shopping budget: "Eleventy-twelve pence? I don't get it. How much is that then?"
45. Britney on why she did a cover of I Love Rock and Roll: "I always loved Pat Benatar."
46. Emma Bunton on moobs: "I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing."
47. Cyndi Crawford on modeling: "In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so that it's not like a blank stare."
48. The late Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers: "Doesn't that hurt?"
49. Jessica Simpson to the President when visiting the White House: "I love what you’ve done with the place!"
50. Mischa Barton on being blessed with looks: "Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas."

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PostSubject: Re: Top 50 Blond Quotes   Top 50 Blond Quotes Icon_minitime1Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:06 pm

Quote :

41. Brooke Shields on her campaign against smoking: "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

She's smart. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Top 50 Blond Quotes   Top 50 Blond Quotes Icon_minitime1Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:38 pm

LOL funny funny stuff, i skimmed most of um, but i'll be sure to read more later 25 min till season 4 of HEREOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Top 50 Blond Quotes   Top 50 Blond Quotes Icon_minitime1Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:52 am

I have to watch that some day, but you know if it was 25 minutes when you wrote that you were missing Chuck in 3D. Even if you don't like the show you gotta love Yvonne Strahovski in 3D...Uh, I mean, oh never mind.

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PostSubject: Re: Top 50 Blond Quotes   Top 50 Blond Quotes Icon_minitime1Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:09 pm

sidewinder wrote:
I have to watch that some day, but you know if it was 25 minutes when you wrote that you were missing Chuck in 3D. Even if you don't like the show you gotta love Yvonne Strahovski in 3D...Uh, I mean, oh never mind.

Yes you do!!!! And she's even better in HD on a 46" LCD!!!

Heros is my fav show! It just is getting kindo of weird and off plot since the writers strike Crying or Very sad
Oh well, im still addicted to it!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Top 50 Blond Quotes   Top 50 Blond Quotes Icon_minitime1Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:19 pm

oohh yeah chuck, i don't watch a lot of TV, and never 1 show regularly, so yeah i'm looking forward to hereos' but they have been getting odd and not so indepth and SHORT!!!!!!!!!! i was angered when season 3 was only 13 episodes !!!!!!!!!! anger....

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PostSubject: Re: Top 50 Blond Quotes   Top 50 Blond Quotes Icon_minitime1Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:40 pm

British seasons seem to be 11-13 episodes long (Doctor Who, Top Gear).

USA does that with Monk, Psych, Burn Notice, Etc. so they can have 2 seasons short seaons a year.

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